This Week 3 deployment slots remaining for May. Q3 capacity caps at 8 active builds — quality over volume.
Done-For-You · Operated by Q3 Agents

You shouldn't be the one learning building AI tools.
You should be the one profiting from them.

Our 192-tool agent stack handles the AI work — workflow audits, automation deployments, MCP agent setups, and ongoing operation. You bring the business problem. We hand you the running system in 5 business days. Stripe-backed. 30-day money-back. Three tiers, no surprises.

5
Business-day turnaround
192+
MCP tools in our stack
30-day
Money-back guarantee
$0
Hidden fees, ever
The brutal truth

You don't have time to learn ComfyUI, MCP, agent loops, and 14 other things you didn't sign up for.

Most "AI tools" make you the system integrator. You upload, prompt, fix, retry, debug, and end up with a result you have to clean anyway. That's not leverage. That's a hobby.

You're spending 10-15 hrs/week on busywork

Onboarding emails. SDR follow-ups. Content reformatting. Reports nobody reads. Each task is small. The total is your weekend.

Cost: ~$2,400/mo of your time at $40/hr

You hired a $5K consultant and got a deck

It said "implement AI." You needed someone to build the thing. Now you have a slide deck and a bigger backlog.

Cost: $5K + 6 weeks lost

You tried 7 SaaS tools, integrated none of them

Each one solves 30% of your problem. They don't talk to each other. Your data lives in 5 places. You're the API.

Cost: $400/mo subscriptions, zero integration

Your competitor just deployed AI agents

While you compared vendors, they shipped. Their cost-per-lead dropped. Their content engine runs nightly. They're 6 months ahead.

Cost: market share, daily, compounding
Pick your entry point

Three tiers. All deliver in 5 business days.

Start where the value matches the urgency. Every tier is a real working deliverable — not a deck, not a "framework," not advice. We build the thing and hand it over.

Automation Map
Entry · Diagnostic
$297one-time
For: solo operators + early teams who don't know where AI fits yet.

A 2-hour deep-dive where we map every manual process in your business, score it for AI ROI, and hand you a prioritized roadmap of what to automate first — and what NOT to bother with.

What you get
  • Visual automation map of your workflows $800 value
  • ROI projection per automation candidate (hours saved, dollars saved) $400
  • Prioritized roadmap — what to build first, second, never $300
  • 30-min walkthrough call — we explain every recommendation $200
  • Hand-off doc you can give to ANY developer or agency
Stack value: $1,700  →  You pay $297
≈ 83% off vs. consultant pricing for the same deliverable.
Book the Map → Stripe checkout · Instant calendar booking · Refund if not delivered in 5 days
Qadir MCP Setup
Enterprise · Full deployment
$7,000one-time
For: serious operators who want a real autonomous agent running on their stack.

We deploy a full QADIR-Core agent connected to your tools (CRM, email, billing, custom APIs) with 192+ MCP tools available, custom workflow chains, full integration testing, and 30 days of post-deploy support.

What you get
  • Full QADIR-Core deployment on your infrastructure or ours $5,000
  • 192+ MCP tools wired and ready to call $3,000
  • 4 custom workflow chains built to your exact processes $2,400
  • Integration testing + documentation handed off $800
  • 30 days post-deploy support — bugs, tweaks, training $1,500
  • Slack channel access to senior implementer for 30 days $1,000
Stack value: $13,700  →  You pay $7,000
Replaces a $15K/mo SDR or a $20K consulting engagement. Pays back in ~6 weeks.
Deploy Qadir → 5 business days · Discovery call within 24h · Money-back if scope misalignment
No mystery

How it actually works.

Every tier follows the same operating loop. No "we'll get back to you in two weeks." No vague kickoffs. Real deliverables on a real calendar.

01

You pay via Stripe

Standard checkout. Instant receipt. Project begins automatically — no manual scheduling waltz.

Day 0 · 60 seconds
02

Discovery intake

You fill a 10-question form. We extract scope, stack, success criteria, and red lines. No 6-page templates.

Day 0-1 · 15 min
03

We build

Q3 agent stack does the bulk work. Senior implementer reviews and integrates. Daily progress notes if you want them.

Day 1-4 · headphones on
04

Walkthrough + handover

30-min call. You get the working system, full docs, source where applicable, and a recording. Done.

Day 5 · clean handoff
Risk reversal

If it doesn't ship, you don't pay.

30day
money-back

Two real guarantees, written here in plain English:

1. The 5-day shipping guarantee. If we don't deliver the working scope by business day 5, we refund 100% — and you keep whatever we built.

2. The 30-day fit guarantee. If after 30 days the deliverable doesn't match what we agreed in the discovery doc, you get a full refund. No "store credit." Real dollars back to your card.

Translation: the only way you lose money here is if we ship something you wanted. That's the bet we're making on ourselves.

Why ABUZ8

There are 1,000 AI agencies. Three reasons to pick this one.

01

We use our own stack

QADIR-Core isn't a vendor we resell. We built it. 192 MCP tools, custom training, real autonomous loops. We deploy what we use daily — not a wrapper around someone else's API.

02

Bounded scope. Real deliverables.

We don't sell "ongoing engagement." Every tier is a fixed-scope, fixed-price, fixed-timeline ship. You know what you're getting before you pay. No retainer trap.

03

5-day shipping is the bar, not the marketing

Most "5-day" agencies mean 5 weeks. We mean 5 business days, measured by Stripe receipt timestamp to live deliverable. Refund if we miss.

Real questions

Things people ask before they buy.

What happens if my project is more complex than the tier I bought?

We tell you on day 0, not day 5. Discovery intake either confirms the tier fits or recommends a different one — and refunds the gap if you scoped down. No bait-and-switch upsells.

Can I see examples before I buy?

The 43+ tools at /tools are built on the same stack. The agent loop you'd get on the $7K tier runs them. The Polymarket scanner, ComfyUI media pipelines, and the Q3 agent loop you can poke at live are the same engine. Want a demo call? Text (513) 952-3335 or email abuz8studios@gmail.com.

Do you sign NDAs / DPAs?

Yes for engagements ≥$1,500. Standard mutual NDA included in onboarding for the Workflow Rescue and Qadir tiers. Custom DPAs reviewed within 1 business day on enterprise scope.

What if I don't have technical infrastructure?

Fine. The $297 Map tells you what infrastructure you'd need. The $1,500 Rescue plans around what you have. The $7K Qadir deployment can run on our infrastructure (subscription tier) if you don't want to host. You don't need a DevOps team to buy.

Why is the pricing so different from "AI agency" rates I've seen?

Because we don't have 12 account managers, a sales team, or a Manhattan office. The agent stack does the bulk work. One senior human reviews and ships. Lower overhead = lower price = same deliverable. We're not pretending to be a 200-person McKinsey. We're a tight team with a sovereign AI stack.

What if I want to talk to a human first?

Text us at (513) 952-3335 or email abuz8studios@gmail.com. Text-preferred — if you want a call, send a text first and we'll set a time so a human picks up directly. The $297 Map tier also includes a 30-min walkthrough call, so it doubles as a paid intro consultation if you'd rather skip the pre-sales chat. Worst case: you spend $297 and walk away with a real plan you can use. That alone usually pays back in week 1.

Can the Qadir agent handle [my specific tool / API / workflow]?

If it has an API, almost certainly yes. The MCP framework supports custom tool integration in hours, not weeks. Bring the API docs to discovery — we'll confirm fit before charging.

Stop being the integrator. Start being the operator.

Pick a tier. Book a slot. In 5 business days you have a working AI system, not a slide deck. Worst case: you get your money back. Best case: you compound the time you save into the next thing.

3 deployment slots remain for May. Pricing increases for June capacity.
Questions? Text (513) 952-3335 · Email abuz8studios@gmail.com · Text-preferred.